Well, what a weekend! In fact, Good Weekend No 4 for your correspondent! 'twas a weekend full of gay moments, but also just full of good friends, plenty of laughs, lots of alcohol, and of course, much food!
As I mentioned in my previous post, it was just myself, Evan and McDreamy and we drove down in McDreamy's brand spanking new Graphite Toyota Corolla! In fact, he hadn't even filled the petrol tank it was so new! A pleasant drive down, ably helped by a SENSATIONAL soundtrack on McDreamy's ipod! The guy's taste in music is, well, excellent (mainly because it so closely reflects my taste in music) and so we were all singing along on the way down.
Once we arrived, the champagne corks were popping and we were starting to relax. In fact, we got so relaxed that we consumed 6 bottles of wine between us that night! My poor liver has had a tough few days, with Wednesday night's festivities, Thursday night's drinks with Muz, and the weekend just gone - think I will have to take pity on it and drink water for the next week...well, maybe the next day or so! he he he!
Saturday dawned sparkling with the promise of sunshine, blue skies and more fun! And it more than fulfilled the promise! The surf was cranking, the paparazzi were buzzing around McDreamy (well, Evan and me anyway) and come beer o'clock, the Rose was sliding down our collective throats rather well. One game of Upwords later, with me celebrating a mighty victory, the parrots started circling. It was around 3pm and by that stage, the Rose had hit all of us - and so, whilst feeding the birds, McDreamy got a Christ-complex with a twist. Picture this, McDreamy standing, arms outstretched with the birds feeding from his upturned palms, Superman singlet, Ugg boots, and very little else! Yes, that's right folks, you've heard it here first...fresh from scaring the fish in the Kimberlies with his naked underwater antics, McDreamy decided it was time to move on to the birdlife of the Shoalhaven! Though, to be honest, they didn't seem that scared...I think he was more than a little worried when they started sitting on the BBQ which was just at crotch height...methinks he was concerned his pecker might get a little pecked! Fortunately, no lasting injuries were sustained, except maybe for Evan's and my sides from splitting with laughter!
As I mentioned in my previous post, it was just myself, Evan and McDreamy and we drove down in McDreamy's brand spanking new Graphite Toyota Corolla! In fact, he hadn't even filled the petrol tank it was so new! A pleasant drive down, ably helped by a SENSATIONAL soundtrack on McDreamy's ipod! The guy's taste in music is, well, excellent (mainly because it so closely reflects my taste in music) and so we were all singing along on the way down.
Once we arrived, the champagne corks were popping and we were starting to relax. In fact, we got so relaxed that we consumed 6 bottles of wine between us that night! My poor liver has had a tough few days, with Wednesday night's festivities, Thursday night's drinks with Muz, and the weekend just gone - think I will have to take pity on it and drink water for the next week...well, maybe the next day or so! he he he!
Saturday dawned sparkling with the promise of sunshine, blue skies and more fun! And it more than fulfilled the promise! The surf was cranking, the paparazzi were buzzing around McDreamy (well, Evan and me anyway) and come beer o'clock, the Rose was sliding down our collective throats rather well. One game of Upwords later, with me celebrating a mighty victory, the parrots started circling. It was around 3pm and by that stage, the Rose had hit all of us - and so, whilst feeding the birds, McDreamy got a Christ-complex with a twist. Picture this, McDreamy standing, arms outstretched with the birds feeding from his upturned palms, Superman singlet, Ugg boots, and very little else! Yes, that's right folks, you've heard it here first...fresh from scaring the fish in the Kimberlies with his naked underwater antics, McDreamy decided it was time to move on to the birdlife of the Shoalhaven! Though, to be honest, they didn't seem that scared...I think he was more than a little worried when they started sitting on the BBQ which was just at crotch height...methinks he was concerned his pecker might get a little pecked! Fortunately, no lasting injuries were sustained, except maybe for Evan's and my sides from splitting with laughter! 
McDreamy also was celebrating some recent academic acheivements and brought his Pink Moet for us to consume, in of course, the gayest pink lily glasses! Thankfully, by this time, McDreamy had put his pants back on and we could much more enjoy the moment!
Dinner Saturday night was Monty's Famous Beer-up-the-bum Chicken, and another magnificent effort if I do say so myself! I love making it on weekends away, it's just so easy to do, and yummmmmy!
Sunday morning I was laying in that delicious somnolent state that you do at 9am, snug under my blankets, the sun streaming in, when, from the other bedroom, orgasmic groaning erupted...groaning worthy of the best porn DVD you've ever seen! Oh my! What was I to do??? So, I jumped in the shower, and hoped it would all be over by the time I got out. Thankfully, it was and the boys were up and busy assuring me that it was merely McDreamy doing his best porn star impersonation! Oh, and writing messages in the condensation on their window with his ummm, pecker! That guy can get very creative sometimes! Hilarious!
We drove back this arvo and I must say, what a splendid weekend! The weather was perfect, the company was even better! I got to chat one on one with both of them (seperately) which was excellent! I think I certainly got to know them better, we got to relax big time and they had their first entire weekend together! So it was good all round! Thanks guys! Can't wait for next time!
8 comments:
Sounds like a great weekend.
But where are the photos?!?!?
For my part it was a fantastic weekend. As mentioned, I was my usual disinhibited entertaining self. I really enjoyed spending time with Monty, I've said it before and I'll probably say it again, he is one hell of a catch, I'm not surprised that he's always out on dates. I also must say that Evan and I loved being Montys guests, we eagerly await another invite to Casa Del Monty. I have to say, there are photos of my Bird Feeding Display but I don't think those who don't know me would appreciate the artistic focus of my performance. Thanks again Monty, you are a great mate, I cherish your friendship.
McDreamy.
P.S. I was just showing Evan what I learnt at the Royal Academy for Pornography in London. It's an innovative school that incorporates traditional Method Acting and raw sexual experiences in the expression of a wonderful orgasm, it's very liberating.
...hhhmmm...... was thinking of photos showing some of the antics of the weekend!
lol Monty - hope you find time to fit in those hot dates in the next week or so ! xxx
Campbell, would love to however I have to respect the privacy (and the private parts) of Evan and McDreamy! lol
oh you boys and your antics! Sounds like lots of fun was had by all.
You betchas Muz...next time, you'll have to come along and be part of the antics! :-)
er... it all sounds a bit saucy. You Australian boys are so baaad.
Must be all of that beer and sun.
much envy....
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